1 Blog Euthanasia

If you got here by mistake... EXIT NOW!

I will be abandoning this blog, like a slut aborting a lovechild. This is an overdue mistake.

Goodbye.

Auf Wiedersehen

Jade

0 The cure for EDSA traffic - what MMDA should do

It was built under the name North-South circumferential road then was changed to Avenida 19 de Junio after the Philippine Independence. Renamed again as Highway 54 and to what we know today as EDSA.

Surely the History of EDSA is one of the richest, but another thing that comes to our minds when we hear of it, is its equally famous and perpetual TRAFFIC!!!!!

Yes my friends, no matter how good you start your day, the heavy EDSA Traffic will never fail to ruin it. It's so hopeless that sometimes while stuck in traffic, looking outside the car window tears will suddenly fall from your left eye (left eye only) and you will realize all hope is lost in this god-forsaken road.

Before, there is only the morning rush hour traffic and the evening rush hour traffic. Now, we have merienda rush hour traffic, Lunch traffic, and twilight traffic. We have bad traffic 24 hours a day (I'm exaggerating, it's just 21 hours).

Being a daily commuter and spending more than enough time observing and reflecting, i have thought of possible solutions to help improve the traffic situation and prevent the daily chance of an MRT stampede.

Buses eating up all the precious EDSA space

Widen the roads - I don't care if you kill a few jollibees and mcdonald's here and there, just don't touch the malls please haha. Unlike other richer countries, majority of the Manila population depends on public transport instead of having their own cars. It is a fact though, that the roads we have here are not enough. 6 lanes per each direction is too small for the number of cars, buses, FX, jeeps, motorcycles and Kuligligs.

Cars becoming useless during heavy flooding

2 Kinds of Casual Partners

Please don't judge me. I'm not a book, and you're not a judge. haha

You might think i'm a nymphomaniac, but I assure you I am the most decent, virginal creature you'll ever meet. Char.

Well since i'm in the right age and assuming you are too, i guess it's totally fine to share some of the data I gathered throughout the years of my sexual experiments. (yes i did it for science and educational purposes only).

As you embark on your own adventure, you will be meeting some of these characters. Sila ang magbibigay kulay at trauma sa iyong mga sexual ganap. Kaya I think it's better to be well-oriented and prepared.

Remember, sex is not all rainbows and butterflies. Sometimes it's like an early morning rush-hour pila sa MRT. Haggard at stressful.

2 When Boy meets Girl. A guide.

Isn't it bonggelz to think of all the amazing things the human race has achieved over its existence? I think so too.

We have reached the moon and mars and invented wireless communication. We even came up with a device smarter than us. Yes the smartphone!

ronymyname.blogspot.com

But no matter how much we try to look into things beyond our reach, the fact remains that there are territories as vague as alien life. I'm talking about relationships. In my 17 years existence (Oo, 17 lang the other 6 years are wasted emo-ing and flirting haha) i heard tons of shiznits from both friends and strangers about lovelives, sexlives and everything in between, that i actually thought of writing a book, a very thick book that i intend to hit their heads with. Mine included.

http://tristanfamily.blogspot.com

Being the observer and seeing things from a clearer perspective, i can say that most relationship issues are just effects of miscommunication or the lack of it. 

Thesseeeeeeeeee you need to know!

1 Sino ang tunay na baliw?

While having coffee one evening, my Nurse\Ninja friend Toshing shared some of her duty stories, particularly the one where she was assigned in the AFP Psychiatric ward.

I was particularly curious and excited about this topic since mental insanity has remained as one of my greatest fascinations (just like glow-in-dark-tattoos, and abnormally long French fries).

According to her, the patient that was assigned to her is a soldier "who lost it" in the middle of a battle. From what she heard, the man, started preaching about God and other bible things right in the middle of a cross-fire until he ended up in the mental facility.

She also said that from the interviews that they did with the patient, she can tell that the man is one smart son-of-a-… turns out to be a very intelligent individual. Not the usual crappy-crazy type we see on the streets or in our offices. She even recalled one time when the man also won countless times when they played Pinoy Henyo in one of their programs.

This got me curious.

1 That Awesome feeling

You know that awesome magical feeling filled with rainbows, butterflies and unicorns??

Nope, i’m not talking about orgasm or anything that involves your other perverted thoughts.

I’m talking about these:

1. That awesome feeling of peeing after minutes of holding it in. ooh kilig.

2. That awesome feeling when after eating your favorite snack, there’s another one left.

3. That awesome feeling when you go home starving for hours and your mom cooked your favorite.

4. That awesome feeling when you can't help but fart but it's silent and odorless. Not even the holy spirit noticed.

5 Pinoy Pride

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm back.

Sorry if it took me decades to write anything.

All my friends (all 3 of them, including a dog) have been asking for me to start writing again, and i swear, I tried really hard, but i'm afraid i lost my blogging mojo. If there is such thing.

During my months of hiatus, I've been busy with tons of things. One of which is to look for a cure for my writer's block. And according to the almighty, all-knowing, over-accurate Wikipedia, 1 good way to get your butt back to writing is to, just write anything.

No complicated topics, no over-thinking. Just write whatever's in your head. So here I am giving it a shot.

<got my balls crossed! cross yours too please>