If you got here by mistake... EXIT NOW!
I will be abandoning this blog, like a slut aborting a lovechild. This is an overdue mistake.
Tuesday, April 2
Tuesday, January 22
It was built under the name North-South circumferential road then was changed to Avenida 19 de Junio after the Philippine Independence. Renamed again as Highway 54 and to what we know today as EDSA.
Surely the History of EDSA is one of the richest, but another thing that comes to our minds when we hear of it, is its equally famous and perpetual TRAFFIC!!!!!
Yes my friends, no matter how good you start your day, the heavy EDSA Traffic will never fail to ruin it. It's so hopeless that sometimes while stuck in traffic, looking outside the car window tears will suddenly fall from your left eye (left eye only) and you will realize all hope is lost in this god-forsaken road.
Before, there is only the morning rush hour traffic and the evening rush hour traffic. Now, we have merienda rush hour traffic, Lunch traffic, and twilight traffic. We have bad traffic 24 hours a day (I'm exaggerating, it's just 21 hours).
Being a daily commuter and spending more than enough time observing and reflecting, i have thought of possible solutions to help improve the traffic situation and prevent the daily chance of an MRT stampede.
|Buses eating up all the precious EDSA space|
Widen the roads - I don't care if you kill a few jollibees and mcdonald's here and there, just don't touch the malls please haha. Unlike other richer countries, majority of the Manila population depends on public transport instead of having their own cars. It is a fact though, that the roads we have here are not enough. 6 lanes per each direction is too small for the number of cars, buses, FX, jeeps, motorcycles and Kuligligs.
Sunday, January 13
Please don't judge me. I'm not a book, and you're not a judge. haha
You might think i'm a nymphomaniac, but I assure you I am the most decent, virginal creature you'll ever meet. Char.
Well since i'm in the right age and assuming you are too, i guess it's totally fine to share some of the data I gathered throughout the years of my sexual experiments. (yes i did it for science and educational purposes only).
As you embark on your own adventure, you will be meeting some of these characters. Sila ang magbibigay kulay at trauma sa iyong mga sexual ganap. Kaya I think it's better to be well-oriented and prepared.
Remember, sex is not all rainbows and butterflies. Sometimes it's like an early morning rush-hour pila sa MRT. Haggard at stressful.
Sunday, November 18
Isn't it bonggelz to think of all the amazing things the human race has achieved over its existence? I think so too.
Sunday, August 19
I was particularly curious and excited about this topic since mental insanity has remained as one of my greatest fascinations (just like glow-in-dark-tattoos, and abnormally long French fries).
According to her, the patient that was assigned to her is a soldier "who lost it" in the middle of a battle. From what she heard, the man, started preaching about God and other bible things right in the middle of a cross-fire until he ended up in the mental facility.
She also said that from the interviews that they did with the patient, she can tell that the man is one smart son-of-a-… turns out to be a very intelligent individual. Not the usual crappy-crazy type we see on the streets or in our offices. She even recalled one time when the man also won countless times when they played Pinoy Henyo in one of their programs.
This got me curious.
Saturday, August 11
You know that awesome magical feeling filled with rainbows, butterflies and unicorns??
Nope, i’m not talking about orgasm or anything that involves your other perverted thoughts.
I’m talking about these:
1. That awesome feeling of peeing after minutes of holding it in. ooh kilig.
2. That awesome feeling when after eating your favorite snack, there’s another one left.
3. That awesome feeling when you go home starving for hours and your mom cooked your favorite.
4. That awesome feeling when you can't help but fart but it's silent and odorless. Not even the holy spirit noticed.
Monday, July 9
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm back.
Sorry if it took me decades to write anything.
All my friends (all 3 of them, including a dog) have been asking for me to start writing again, and i swear, I tried really hard, but i'm afraid i lost my blogging mojo. If there is such thing.
During my months of hiatus, I've been busy with tons of things. One of which is to look for a cure for my writer's block. And according to the almighty, all-knowing, over-accurate Wikipedia, 1 good way to get your butt back to writing is to, just write anything.
No complicated topics, no over-thinking. Just write whatever's in your head. So here I am giving it a shot.
<got my balls crossed! cross yours too please>