1 Paskong Paksiw 2012

Wooohooo! Finally tapos na ang mga holiday. Tapos na ang pasko at bagong taon. FYI tapos na din ang Death anniversary ni Rizal.

Of course, position like a horse, nakalimutan mo na ang Death anniversary ni J-zal.

Well. Hindi naman kita masisisi kung nakalimutan mo ang november 30 holiday. Syempre, Pasko = masaya, Rizal Death anniv. = malungkot, New year = Masaya ulet. oh di ba, magkaka cancer ka pag pnilit mong sariwain ang kamatayan at kabayanihan ni rizal samantalang abalang abala ka sa pagbabalot ng regalo o kaya naman sa pagbibilang ng polkadots na isusuot mo sa nyuyir. letche ka.

Anyways, marami nanaman akong mga naipon na obserbasyon na kailangan kong mailabas bago bumaho.

Sasang-ayon ka ba sa kin kung dapat ituring tradition ang pagpapa audition sa mga inaanak o magiging inaanak? O kaya naman eh i-delay muna ang binyag hangga't hindi ka sure sa magiging itsura ng inaanak mo? O kaya naman ay bigyan ng mga up to 2 year warranty ang kandila na ginamit sa binyag. Para kapag shonget ang bagets eh pwede mong isoli ang kandila sa iyong kumare/kumpare at mag move on na parang walang nangyari? Ang saya sana kung ganun. Aminin natin, hindi fun mamili ng regalo kapag ganito ang itsura ng inaanak mo.

http://adventuresofjt.blogspot.com/2011/02/im-millionaire-and-waistd.html

Correct me but I'm right, mas tumitindi ang pressure na nararamdaman mo na magka Lovelife twing magpapasko? Yung tipong mag checheck ka sa phonebook, at FB friends mo kung sino ang mga potential candidate para maging jowa mo. Yung pati yung ex mo nung Kindergarten 2 ay gusto mong balikan kahit isa na syang rugby boy ngayon wag ka lang manlamig sa pasko. Don't worry, lumipas naman na ang holiday, OOOPS Valentine's naman.

I'M NOT FEELING ANY PREY-SYUR RIGHT NOW....

Magandang magsimba para magpasalamat ngayong christmas season, yan ay kung busilak sa puso ang intensyon ng pagsisimba mo. Pero kung kulang na lang ay idikit mo ang mga oscha sa isang card. Aba aba aba ineng. Wala kang makukuhang planner galing kay father, bibingka pa siguro. At lalong lalo nang walang promo si Lord twing pasko na kapag nakumpleto eh may free wish ka noh.

http://christopherfountain.wordpress.com/2009/09/07/celebrities-at-starbucks/

Mahal na araw ba at talagang pinanindigan ni Mother Lily ang panata nya na taunang pag gawa ng shake, rattle ang roll? Yung totoo? hanggang ilang shake, shake me baby ohhlala ba talaga? 30? 37? 64? o 1,093? Buti na lang at pwersado tayo na manood ng pinoy films sa ganitong mga panahon. Pero, ako lang ba ang may problema o paulit ulit lang din talaga ang panday? Oo, feeling ko ako lang ang may problema. Imposibleng ulitin nila yun. Hindi talaga.

Yan ang hirap pag nagiging Hit ang pelikula nagiging immortal. Habambuhay gagawan ng sequel. Umayan ang labanan. At dahil nag hit ang Manila Kingpin, panigurado may sequel na din, pero this time hindi si Asiong Salonga kundi si Lea Salonga naman daw ang gaganap. Oh at least broadway quality.

Kung wala naman maisip na bagong story eh pagsasamahin na lang daw ang mga movie tulad ng Enteng ng Ina mo.

So anung sunod? eto??

Nang pinanday ni Enteng ang Ina ni Asiong kapalit ang Segunda Manong Shake.

naglolokohan tayo teh?

2 Funky Realities of Life

Love is like a Rosary, it's full of mysteries, and sometimes becomes an accesory.

Same with Life, it is full of things unbeknownst to the human intellect. Kahit si kuya Kim, for sure mag pa-pass.

Here are some realizations about things I experienced/experiencing na i'm sure you also experienced/experiencing. past tense, present tense, nakakatense.

1) Whenever you ride the train, whether MRT or LRT on a rush hour, aamuyin mo ang kili-kili mo just to check kung ikaw ba ang amoy putok. Soon, you will realize, it's not you, but it's everyone else O_o

2) May appointment ka ng 4pm, pero 4pm ka pa lang aalis ng bahay. Pagdating mo, early bird ka pa din.

3) Natatakam ka sa huling piraso ng chicken, pizza o kung anuman. Pero hinding hindi mo ito gagalawin. Ito din ang iniisip nilang lahat.

http://www.japannewbie.com/2008/05/08/a-lump-of-reserve/

4) At one point in your life, dumepende ka sa mga hula ni Zenaida Seva. 

5) Meron kang super crush nung elementary o hi-skul na feeling mo noon mahal mo na sya. Ngayon ang pangit pangit nya na. Kadiri

6) Ay nagtanggal ng tinga gamit ang dila tapos kinain mo ulit. 

7) ay nahirapan sa spelling ng Scissors nung bata pa.

8) Ay minsan ring nag akalang ang pag memorize ng multiplication table ang pinaka mahirap na bagay sa mundo.

9) Ay naniwala noong bata na si Lilia Cuntapay ay isang real-life na aswang. 

10) Ay naniniwalang si Charice ay hinulma sa bilao ng pancit malabon.

11) Ay nagkaron ng New Year's Resolution na hindi man lang umabot ng chinese new year.

12) May ex boyfriend ka na deep inside ay gusto mong balikan, kaso isa na pala syang Girlfriend.

13) Napapa english ka kapag umoorder sa starbucks.

14) Napapa english ka din kapag nasa greenbelt, serendra o kung san mang sosyal na place ka.

15) Nakita mo ang close friend mo na may nag-hehello na kulangot habang kausap mo sya pero sinikreto mo ito at balak mong dalhin hanggang kamatayan.

16) ay nagbibigay ng limos sa pulubi depende sa kanilang acting at posing skills.

17) Napapahigpit ang kapit sa bag kapag may sumasakay na panget at mukang kriminal sa jeep.

18) Kung babae ka, naniniwala ka sa kasabihang ito, "may mga lalaking parang betlog, mga mukang mabaho pero masarap pala".

19) Kung lalaki ka, naniniwala ka naman sa kasabihang ito, "may mga babae ding parang betlog, ang sarap kamutin". haha

20) Madalas magbigay ng offering o abuloy na bente, kapag walang barya at 50 o 100 ang naibigay, may panghihinayang kang nadarama. Pero slight lang.

21) Ay naawa kay KC Concepcion, at naniniwalang bading si Piolo Pascual, at isa syang bottom. Charaught.

http://yurbanite.blogspot.com/2011/01/oh-cmon-mamon.html

Hay Life...

0 Anger Management BECKY-fied

You wake up to the chirps of the birds and the heat of morning sunshine. You smell the scent of freshly brewed coffee giving you the feeling that you'll have the best day ever. You travel to work in a breeze, smiled back at a cute stranger in the train. You got there right on time with a minute or two to freshen up. Your charming and bubbly office mates greet you, opened your mails and you are bombarded with greetings and sweet messages to motivate you the whole week. One of your friends treat you for lunch and when you went back, you receive a call from your boss telling you that you got a promotion.

Now that's what you call a good day.

The next day.

You wake up to a loud hammering from your next door neighbor dueting with some toddlers' screaming and fighting. You turn to your fone and you see that it's 2pm. Oh yeah, you forgot, you're on a night shift. You try to go back to sleep, turned the aircon to max and tries to cover your eyes from the daylight. After a few minutes you were again disturbed by the next door maid's loud chattering and the Lady neighbor shouting at the kids to shut up. And this went on and on and on.

You're an hour late for work because it took you forever to get a cab, and luckily you got the one that uses a NAWASA meter rather than an ordinary one. The guard welcomed you by poking your new bag (but not you) and asked you to give him a crash course of what a Hard drive is and why it's not illegal to bring it with you to the office.

You sat on your chair for a few seconds and your manager calls you to discuss not about a promotion but a NEW gossip lurking around fabricated by non other than your ugly office mates that finds nothing interesting in their own lives so they talk about yours. You end the day with unfinished and piling-up reports and a not so sweet indirect scolding from your boss. Sweet.

you go home, and the cycle continues.

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Anger causes unnecessary stress and they say Stress can kill you (same as taking a picture in a middle of a trio). But if this is your regular day, can they blame you??!!! HUH!!??! sumagot ka!!!!! Tengene.

Anyway hi-way, i have been struggling with anger all my life and i'm sure all of us at one point did too. To some, it is very challenging to control or to transform it to something more productive (try charging your ipad using your anger).

Throw away the yoga, meditation, tapping the face or even the just-think-of-happy-thoughts mode even if you think you are Tinkerbell trapped in peter pan's body. They don't work. Swear. But don't despair my dear friends for I have come with unique, common and effective techniques to control anger whether into productive or something more destructive. who cares?

1) When someone/something pisses you off, say P*#$^&-ina much!
             
          It doesn't matter if they hear you or not, the point here is that you were able to release it right then and there. This way is healthier since anger that is kept inside will only cause you stress. Less anger, less stress.

http://www.momlogic.com

There are a lot of ways of doing this aside from the classic takaw-away way. First, you can say P*#$^&-inang <insert name of inanimate object here> oh (Out loud)! Your enemies will get it but they won't confront you for they can't really assume it's them. Second, try recording it using your computer or mobile phone, then play it over and over again. This will give them the message and will annoy them at the same time.

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2) Maghiganti, Teleserye style!


One of the best (if not the best) ways to release anger is to get even. I know this sounds all too evil but did you know that according to a survey conducted to 100 tsimosas and kanto girls, that making paghihiganti let's the person release anger and stress 50% faster than ordinary praying and waiting for karma? Admit it guys, keeping silent and letting time heal everything sounds all good, but doing your enemies some crazy sh*t not just relieves our stress but gives us satisfaction and happy memories to reminisce.

E.G.
If you have access, try misplacing some of their important stuff specially if you know that a great need will arise (passport, important files or reports, keys). Remember, Misplace but don't steal, for you will be the first suspect whether you like it or not.

http://bahaireflections.com

3) Dig some dirt and spread it like STD beybe!!

Remember the saying, keep your friends close, keep you enemies so much closer?? What they're really trying to say is to KEEP YOUR EARS CLOSER. Try to dig some dirt about the person you dislike, and slowly but innocently, reveal it to the Madlang people one by one. It would benefit you more if you have access and connections to the tsismosas in town. They are more efficient than any marketing or media people you can find. TIP: try to dig dirt while you are still friends or better yet, try to dig dirt on all of your friends. This will come in handy when the need arises.

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4) Steal their friends

Nothing will make them more paranoid that seeing you talking to their friends or clique. TIP: always try to be extra friendly to her peers, this will allow you to easily start a random conversation with them, and when you see her coming, try to act as if your talking about something confidential. This will keep them from sleeping at night knowing that their friend's loyalty are now questionable.Who knows, maybe her friends are only waiting for the right motivation to switch sides. No harm in trying.

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5) Keep a Memento

A memento is a keepsake object that will always remind you of something (particularly your moment of vengeance). I remember keeping a picture of me giving a dirty finger on an enemy behind her back. Up to this day, this picture serves as a meditational device whenever i feel like punching someone or her. :) AND IT WORKS

6) Pass the anger.... on something or someone else.

Like an angry bird you can always project and shoot your anger on anybody. It's better to pass it to an unsuspecting victim. Let's say try to accidentally hit a fellow passenger and don't say sorry, harass an innocent taxi driver about the credibility of his meter or accuse a poor-English-speaking foreigner of overstaying. The options are endless.

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7) Destroy a random object

Whenever your pissed, try passing your stress to the closest object nearby. For example, you can angrily click the mouse until it breaks or break pencils or pens into 2. This will not just help release your stress but, believe me, you will be feared!

This are only a few of my own personal Anger management strategies. I do not guarantee that all of this will work for you the same way for me but you can always try.

We all live in a world full of pigs, so you better be an angry bird to survive. :)

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1 The deathly Office

Was finally able to watch the last installment of Harry Potter, at infernes ok sya dahil nakapagsabi nanaman ako ng "UH-mazing" na 70 decibels loud after ng movie.

well guys, this ain't a movie review. Sorry to disappoint you. It's just that everytime I find it hard to write something, i try to dwell on recent memories and try to tell it NOT as it is. And sadly it's Harry Potter.

May pagka weirdo ako, allergic ako sa mainstream lalo na sa movies o kaya songs. For me kasi, pag masyadong napapagusapan ang isang bagay, i only find the thing overrated and disappointing not because it's awful but I simply expected too much of everything. Mas masarap idiscover ang mga bagay na untouched o virgin (tulad ko hahaha). I feel more passionate in appreciating it in its purest form and not just because of peer pressure.

Deathly office dahil kasalukuyan, ang opisina ko ay puno ng death o gusto kong punuin ng death. basta something to that effect. Korny lang di ba. Bigla ko na lang na realize na we find Harry Potter's life very magical and out of this world, when in reality we are all harry potter's in our own rights.

Harry Potter dahil napapaligidan tayo ng mga magical creatures all over the place. Wizards and B*tches na walang good and bad side. what's important is if they are on your side. Tama naman di ba?

here's the scenario bago ka sa office. You will now enter a new unfamiliar realm. And in your mind, you hear voldemort saying : "the boy who lived has come to die". and your adventure begins.

http://www.fanpop.com/spots/harry-potter/images/14918806/title/ron-hermione-hp-dh-photo

the RON and HERMIONE character- amidst all the troubles and dangers that awaits you, you will find these people. Sila ang mga die-hard fans mo, angels in disguise, the misery groupmates or simply called friends. Most of them kung mapapansin ay halos same age-bracket mo. you may find others who are older or younger pero iba pa din ang bond with people of your age. May sarili kayong trip at malamang parepareho kayong pinag ttripan ng mga nakakatanda. The catch, since package deal kayo, damay ka na din sa mga problema o issue ng isa.

http://www.giantbomb.com/albus-dumbledore/94-5158/

the DUMBLEDORE character /the headmaster - in every organization makakakita ka ng ganito. Sila kadalasan ang itinuturi mong mentor o iyong guide. whenever something awful comes up, hindi ka matatahimik not unless you hear what he has to say. His words of wisdom brings you confidence and a sense of calmness. Kailangan mo pa din maging objective all the time. yer not'a puhppet yeh know. Beware, these kinds are very manipulative people. Di naman nila mararating ang kanilang current position if not for their persuasive powers. Anyway, you can still learn a lot from these guys.

http://digitalcitizen.ca

the SNAPE people - these are your seniors. Sila yung may pagka stiff paminsan minsan. Controlling. O kaya naman simpleng masungit. Mahirap makapalagayang loob kasi malakas pa sa palo ng baklameter ko ang mood swing nila. With their actions and sharp words, di mahirap isipin na super hate ka nila. But you have to look beyond that. Kadalasan kasi, yan para sa kanila ang most effective way to mold you to something better. Note to self, in dealing with this characters, absorb everything they teach you, and ignore the unnecessary PMS. :)

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the HAGRID of all times - No place is complete without this guys. Sila ang mga typical na mabait na makikilala mo na always willing to give a hand on things, but only to things na kaya ng powers nila. They are not the brightest of the stars and these are the characters you often forget along the way. They might easily blend in the background but do not undermine their pure heart and trustworthiness. 

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the GODFATHER / GODMOTHER - these are probably your former boss, a former mentor or teacher na you always seek advise about almost anything. They are the ones you are most comfortable with kahit minsan di naman na sila talaga connected sa iyong current issue. Simply put, masyado mong vina-value ang kanilang mga advise, kaya madalas sila din ang una mong pinag susumbungan.

the immortal VOLDEMORT character - these may be common or super rare for some. Pero ito ang mga taong maituturi mong mortal na kaaway mula umpisa hanggang dulo. At oo, bawat chapter ng buhay mo ay ginugulo nya. Be alert, this type may appear human at first but soon it will reveal it's true form. A monster. Kung oobserbahan, kadalasan ng mga ganitong uri ng tao ang pangit talaga na mas nakakadagdag sa Hate factor. The only way to stop them, BEAT THEM TO A PULP.

oh tama na to, mahaba na masyado at masyado nang geeky. I hate doing lists talaga, it's so addictive, you just can't effing stop. Pero kahit malakas maka-harry potter itong post, mas ok na to kesa magsulat ako ng top favorite orgasmic blogs ko, kahit wala namang nagtatanong sa kin dahil lang umaasa akong isama din nila ko sa list nila o kaya eh mapansin ako ng crush kong blogger hehehe. Saka ko na lang gagawin yun pag hindi na rin sya mainstream hehehe

tsup mwah dogstyle! 

0 Bully-vard of broken dreams

To most of my friends, kilala ako bilang ang bastos-malibog-barubal-walanghiya-papansin sweet, witty, thoughtful at syempre life of the party na kaibigan. BUTT! Kilala din ako bilang isa sa madalas mam-bully sa grupo. Kapag wala pa ang prof o di sya dumating at nakatambay lang kami sa classroom o kaya ay nagpapakagat sa lamok sa botanical garden, isa sa mga past time ko ang mam-baboy ng pagkatao ng isa sa mga blockmates ko, yep drawlots. Nung early college days pa nga, nung nauuso ang GM o group messaging sa buong block namin. Naka receive pa ko ng makabagdamdaming,

 "to Jade, sana naman minsan maging sensitive ka din sa mga sinasabi mo lalo na sa mga jokes mo. Nakakasakit ka na kasi minsan.. - Unanymous"

....nagulat ako at napatigil............................... pero like I care haha. Seriously hindi naman ako sagad sa butong bully (sagad sa taba lang). Pinipili ko lang naman kung sino mga tinatarantado ko. Kung madalas kitang asarin (mula ng magkita tayo hanggang mag hiwalay sa uwian, kahit pag nakatalikod ka na) ibig sabihin non. I like you. O kaya ay close tayo kaya hindi ako nangingiming yurakan ang nalalabing dignidad na inipit mo pa sa singit mong may libag. Kaya naman nung nabasa ko yon, nalungkot talaga ko. Kinabukasan pagpasok, sinigurado kong walang minutong papatahimik ko ang diwa nila. Lahat pinansin ko. Buhok nila, damit, hugis at kabuuang anyo. In short dumoble ang panlilibak ko. Ang unang magpakamatay, sya yung affected. haha.

Pero before i became the villain i was known today, i also experienced being bullied. <play senti music>

http://www.christianpeacekeepers.com/bully.html

First year high school, me at iilang classmates from elementary ang nagtransfer sa aming sister school, since walang high school na inooffer dun sa elementary school na pinanggalingan namin. It's definitely a new environment for me. From a batch of 14 students naging aroung 80 na hati sa 2 blocks. New place, new teachers at syempre new boys. Dun kasi sa pinanggalingan ko, kilala ko at kasundo ko na lahat pati na mga boys. I never felt alienated. Nothing but plain purity and virginity. haha. Pero nung lumipat na ko, dun na nagsimula ang masalimuot na mga tagpo.

Dun ko unang naranasan ang malamas ang boobs. YEP, kahit papatubo pa lang ang mura kong katawan, pinaglaruan na nila kagad. Doon din na pollute ang utak ko ng mga sobrang bastos na salita. Sexual words. and for some fu*ked up reason doon pa sa bandang likuran naka upo ang mga boys, magkaka hilera. So wala kaming choice ng mga Gay and nerdy friends kundi ang makasama sila. Bigla ko na lang maririnig ang mga makamundong usapan nila like kung sino ang unang *toooot* sa kin at kung sino ang unang magpapa *toot* sa kin. Dun ko natutunan ang ibig sabihin ng salitang bullying.

It doesn't need to be physical, or not just verbal abuse. When a person or a group makes the environment uncomfortable for someone, then, that's already Bullying.

Dumating pa sa point na hindi kami masyadong lumalabas ng room or pumupunta ng cafeteria, tiis gutom at ihi ang drama. Eww di ba. Kasi nga we try to be away from the bullies as often as possible. Pero di rin naman nagtagal, naka adjust na din ako. Well ADAPTATION is a more appropriate term. Mula sa isang pa virgin na hitad, naging isang fullgrown moth butterfly na ko. Kung nung una di ko nasasakyan o kaya ay nababastusan ako ang mga biro nila, ako na ang nagbibiro at nag iinitiate. Yung tipong bago pa man sila bumanat ng kabastusan eh, namanyak ko na muna sila. AHAHAHA. At up until now, we are all good friends. at ang tanging dasal ko sana sa iba, more than friends. lol

I can say na, liberated man ako today, it's part of a coping mechanism. And it is Positive in a certain way. It's either those bad experiences can turn you into a monster or you can use those to become a better, more beautiful being. Like me haha.

http://joyerickson.wordpress.com

At syempre pa, bullying can occur in almost all places. Meron tayong tinatawag na Cyberbullying. Kahit sa office o sa workplace. If a senior co-worker or officemate makes fun of a newbie or makes him feel like he is of lesser intelligence. Then that's bullying. Ang pagsingit sa pila ng ticket ng Mrt ay bullying din. Damn those senior citizens. haha

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Actually even those poor, helpless-looking senior citizens are also bullies in their own rights. Naranasan ko minsan na maunahan sa pinara kong taxi ng dalawang matandang babae. I was shocked! pero all they did was to look at me and smile. Yung ngiting parang nagsasabing, OOPS matanda ako, alam mo na yan. Funny pero minsan irritating din. Minsan pa nga, yung mga moment na kapag nahanap mo na ang inner peace sa pagkakaupo sa MRT o kaya sa bus tapos may biglang tatayong matanda sa harap mo, na papaupuin mo naman pero walang tigil sa pag "TSK" para lalo kang mappressure. Nagawa na rin sa kin yun. 

I did not move, not even a single hair. All i did is i simply smiled back as if saying, mamatay ka dyan bitch! hahaha. CHARO...

OH LIFE. ^___^

now heres' a clip, na nakita mo na din for sure but inspired me to write this post. Thanks Ben!!

Casey Haynes Stands up to bully

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